Oh, the quizzes, the quizzes:

Are you a sad/mad sci fi fan?: 20
You set the video for FarScape, you own Babylon 5 on DVD, you have the Space 1999 fansite in your "Favourites" folder, but you're not really in it for the sci fi, you just like watching alien totty prancing about in jumpsuits. Although this is perfectly acceptable behaviour for a fourteen-year-old, you might want to try weaning yourself onto someone more adult: Charlie Dimmock, say, or Jennie Bond, the BBC's court correspondent.

Are you crazy?: 276
Technically, you are a sociopath, also known as a balls-to-the-wall lunatic. You think you are God. You aren't. You should probably get off the streets.

Are you his bitch?: 120
How nice. How moderne. Nobody wears the pants. Or you both do. It is all equal in your household. No one bitch-slaps anyone. No one wears gold jewellery. No one calls anyone Daddy. Well, except your 2.4 kids. They call their dad Daddy. Because he is. Awwww, sweet!

Are you a lesbian?(heh, we all know this one): FAILED (sis got a 55)

The Great Big Sex Quiz:47%
Slightly less than middlesized sexy person. You're aware that there are other ways to have sex than the missionary position, but you can't quite work out how to do them. The Eighties heavy metal videos you see on MTV get you wondering about bondage, but you'd be scared to try it. You accidentally kissed your same-sex friend's face once, but you thought it tasted weird. You think vanilla sex means licking vanilla ice-cream off your partner's body, and you think this is the sexiest idea you've ever heard.

Well, that be it for now.