1) scare the bug around till it comes scurrying towards you
2) with a pair of scissors, snap at the cockroach so the head and/or upper abdomen is severed from the posterior
3) cover the posterior end with a cup or other container before it starts scurrying off in whichever way
4) with a BBQ stick, pike the center of the other half of bug and flush down the toilet.
See? All we need now is the garlic, crucifixes, blood, and some moans of "my love" from the bug before I stake it. Yep, quite the vampire.
On another subject, I absolutely love the updated version of Fame known as Center Stage. Then again, I just love any movie about dance and is done well.
Only gripe about it: the movie proves that you can do anything and be anybody... when you're a beauty. Yep... that unspoken rule of society sucks.
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