10.28.2001
 
Well, taking a short break from the World History project. Here's a rather hilarious line from The Vicar of Dibley last night:

"If there are any objections as to why these two should not wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"Yes! I have an objection!"
::gasp::
"I'm married to the groom. Have been for almost three years now. And I have the marriage certificate to prove it!.... oops. Sorry, wrong wedding."

Hehe... I love british comedy! ^_^ And now some of the sarcastic remarks Sarah and Cristin sent me via email:

I may be inconsistent...but not all the time.

High explosives are applicable were truth and logic fail.

Always remember your unique, just like everybody else!

Is there another word for synonym?

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

If it ain't broke dont fix it and if you broke it blame the closest person to you!

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Last night as I lay in bed looking up at the stars I thought, where the hell is the ceiling?

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried!

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

I think therefore I am...I think.

I'm not only weird, I'm gifted too.

Artifitial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

It's not that I don't want to clean my room its just that I have this theory that everything is balanced just right and if I attempt to move anything the whole house will come down like a house of cards.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unnarmed opponent!

Laugh and the world laughs with you...cry and the world laughs louder!

A clear concience is usually a sign of bad memory!
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Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

Reality is just an illusion created by alcohol deffiency.

There are few problems that can't be solved by high explosives.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances?

A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.

I read your mind and believe me, it was a short story.

Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.

No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.

I used up all my sick days, today I'm calling in dead.

Never put of 'til tommorow what you can avoid altogether.

I'm serious...it was a joke.

Love thine enemies, it really pisses them off.

I'm not schizophrenic you only think we are.

Join the army!!!: Meet interesting people...kill them... (or other imaginable acts)

Therapy helped but screaming obscenities is cheaper...

The early bird gets the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Heeeee! ^_^

::goes into Gir mode::

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