Kristen's party was tonight (doo da, doo da).

Got there around 6:20 while the festivities had barely started. Driving up to her house, I spotted a man-looking Jyl with her tanktop waiting on the roadside, followed by people waiting out in front for... something.

So, there was a pool. Eventually I got dragged in there by Lauren and John, which ment that I'd be waddling in semi-wet clothes for the rest of the party. Damned pants... they were quite loose already, and with ten pounds of water retained in the fabric I was quite close to letting the damned thing slip. Luckily, that didn't happen.

Half of the people at the party I knew well, the other half not so well. So, several observations and notes since trying to make an entry about the party in chronological order is next to impossible.

Claire: ever the sexed-up belly dancer. She wore a two piece bathingsuit/bikini that had a tendency to become untied when she was in the water... which happened frequently. The first time 'round, she and Kasper kept their heads over the water so that they would look beautiful for Mikey once he swung by... but I made short work of their plans. After listening to those two talk about Mikey (including much squealing) I sent massive walls of water in their general direction.

Lauren: red bikini'd Flavey was the only well endowed girl to show up to the party, so she often complained about popping out of her top. Hung out 'round Lex and Mike for the first half of the party till Christian swung by. At some point she swapped the ghetto-fide music with the Sublime CD from her car. General orchestrator of the more classy displays of gratuitous... yeah. The re-enactments of that particular night was muy interesante.

John: hawaii shirts and swimming shorts, he was the first to jump into the pool. Kinda felt sorry for him because he hardly knew anyone else at the party and kept to himself most of the time. Once Adrienne and Jyl started hanging out (along with the presence of one Missi) he kept to himself even more. At some point I decided to talk to him and see what's up, where we conspired to end the world by collapsing the crust onto the vacant area where the mantle once...

Jyl: showing more and more of her manliness with the presence of her black tanktop etc. etc. At some point Adrienne and I were trying to get her pants off so we could pull her into the water, but I was the one that got dunked instead. She spent most of the time with Adrienne off by themselves talking or whatnot. At some point she took off her tanktop to reveal some uncharacteristically raunchy black bikini wear. Which got her into a bit of trouble when her mom came to pick her up.

Adrienne: she wore color?! And a bright blue/green number at that! Anyways, usually in the company of Jyl walking around the surrounding areas. At some point the two were bouncing on the trampoline and saw me talking with John. She thought I was flirting with him to make him feel better. Well, the flirting part was off.

Nikki: reluctant to get herself wet for most of the party. Mainly she hung out poolside while chatting with people. At some point I went over and she was telling stories about her breakup with Cooper ("I'm not bitter, I swear!") and the additional support by Ms. Miller. Later seen out in the front with Lex and Mike eating pizza and avoiding people. Then, after sunset, she jumped into the pool with Lex and much faux-lesbianism ensued. Mike was enjoying the show, especially when he got into the water and the latched onto his legs.

Monica: showed up wearing the same bikini as Claire. Didn't see much of her tonight.

Eric: as Lauren once said, "That boy looks like a ten year old! I think he's just waiting for his body to catch up with him." Originally sporting a blue shirt, he changed to a cooler white before taking that off to go swimming. While in the water he got friendly with the inflatable turtle and had numerous fake orgasms. Don't ask. Later, he was constantly chased/rubbing against Drew and, at some point, asked me to make a porno-star name for him. I was thinking Jimmy Longhorn. Afterwards, discussion/appreciation of Ms. Aguilera and her music as it played in the background.

Drew: the token flirt/slut. Hung out with Kasper for most of night, didn't interact too much with him. He was a bit too busy keeping himself as preserved as possible.

Mikey: the reason for many of the girls' appearances. Came with Drew, went to see Kristen's pig-decorated room, generally smiling and shaking his head at the crazy antics abounding. His hair looked cute, though.

Wes: visiting from... erm, wherever he had moved to. The boy's looking good. Spent the last half of the party on the trampoline hanging out with people.

And here are some highlights of the night's events:

- the reenactment of the Randy incident as well as Claire straddling Christian
- blatant flirting with the pizza guy who delivered the Little Caesars
- borroing Christian's shirt while mine dried. (Jyl: "You look like a gym queen!")
- the sprinklers going off while people sat by them
- Lauren and Christian bringing back some Marie Calendars pie

Erm... I know there were more than that, but my memory's a bit on the joggy side.

But, that entire night gave me some severe flashbacks of freshmen year. In other words, seeing Wes and Eric without a top on... not good. Not good at all.

Adrienne's not so jaded once the clock approaches 10pm.

And now I must shower to get rid of the chlorine scent on me. Blech.

(oh, and it's #1061)