4.26.2003
 
Chapter Two: The Crush-Induced Coming Out

Damn, I should have read that (or something like it) two years ago.
"Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lee Hetero cordially invite you to attend the BIG OL' HET-FEST at which you will witness approval, affection, and material posessions showered down upon their daughter while you stand outside with your nose pressed against the glass whimpering piteously."

(and thanks be to the Duck who supplied me with the article and an hour's worth of laughs)

. . . . . posted:||4:11 PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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