8.26.2003
 
You know you go to LVA when:
  • On the first day of school, one of the first people to get caught by the deans for dress code is a guy in large fishnets and black booty shorts

  • Teachers randomly run into the class you have at that moment to annoy your teacher just because they're bored during their prep period

  • You end up sitting at a table during lunch where there's a heated debate over the merits of off-Broadway Jekyll and Hyde vs. David Hasselhoff-style Jekyll and Hyde

  • Two girls are ontop of eachother's laps in one desk, and hardly anyone bats an eyelash about it

  • There are flies and cockroaches the size of cats

  • The new freshmen are too busy crowding around the Knapp/Main stairway to notice that there are alternative routes that involve less squish-age

  • You see mixed groups of guys and girls turn their heads simultaneously to check out another guy/girl walking by

  • Teachers join in while you and a friend are talking about sex

  • All of your teachers are vehement Dubbya critics.

  • The art teachers are coercing you to dress up like pirates on Wednesday
Just a few interesting things that happened on the first day of school... since I don't care to elaborate (used up a lot of thinking power doing my homework). Nor will I be like half of the people out there and post my class scheduel -- if there are any sexalicious stalkers out there who still want to know it, gimme a sign sometime.

And Emily should give back my studded bracelet at some point. Yep yep.

Been on a Guilty Gear/neo-metal trip recently. Unfortunately, sis found out the hard way. I had my GG cd in the living room stereo and sis didn't know that the system automatically played the cd upon turning it on... and the last time I played the cd, I had to turn the volume up to max to hear it over the Hoover.

For a good three seconds it blasted "Holy Orders (Be Just or Be Dead)" and gave sis a much unappreciated headache. Oops.

What the hell... a thunderstorm this early in the morning? This can't be good...

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