9.28.2003
 
Ahem.

Remind me to never drink that much water in such a short (yet rather prolonged) period of time.

I don't want to use the toilet as frequently as you want me to be talking about it.

Which reminds me: " and besides, I doubt you want a beachball immitating a human to get you off more than I do "

Chuck: Jake G., the cutey
Tyler: and his sister...
Tyler: two hotties in one family...
Tyler: that would be a bit weird for them, though
Tyler: a threesome... with him and his sister
Chuck: hmm... ew
Tyler: well of course, you're not bi *thwack*
Chuck: how about twins?
Chuck: or triplets
Chuck: like the one in that nokia commercial
Tyler: the more, the merrier?
Chuck: as long as they're cute

... And I've just realized that "Chuck" doesn't really suit me. Much. At all. It's the type of name you give to your beer-guzzling uncle or some anonymous (but in no way attractive) frat boy. Or Kelly's boyfriend.

She's been trying to find me a suitable nickname for months so she doesn't get either of us mixed up. Which she does. Frequently.

Gotta love those emphasizing short sentences.

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